Not only is this the most messed up thing you’ll read all day, it’s also guaranteed to make Motörhead bassist/screamer Lemmy Kilmister howl with derisive laughter because we know that’s how he rolls.
A Chicago-area woman who apparently had unprotected sex with a stranger at a Motörhead/Megadeth concert is using free classified site Craigslist – most often employed to find roommates and cheap end tables – to alert said stranger to her ensuing pregnancy.
The anonymous metal-lover used the site's Missed Connections section in an attempt to find a man she had enjoyed a frisky bathroom encounter with at the show at Chicago's Aragon Ballroom.
Under the headline “Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motörhead concert? - w4m - 28 (Aragon Ballroom)” the woman writes in part:
“Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
“You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.
“I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom… Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life.”
Excuse me while I go take a shower. I don’t know where to even begin with this, except to say that these two sound like they are made for each other and should probably look towards building a happy life together with junior. Also, maybe vowing never to attend another concert again.
You can read the full ad here but note STRONG LANGUAGE.